Huh? Where am I?

Twilight zone that's the hell where

I’m officially in a twilight or hot zone. The family I am living with is dealing with many problems, This is so strange. I am stuck in the middle. I hear the shouting, and yelling constantly. Yes, yes I am in Italy but I am freaking deaf and my ears are ringing. I am thinking of consulting my physician in America, the only thing is I can’t hear a damn thing. I am being dramatic because yes, it’s Italy. But for Christ sake, everything is such a huge deal. I about lost it a few times. I was boiling the kid an egg and almost got into it with the mom, I mean who the hell cares it is a freaking boiled egg not a wedding cake. I told her “Scientifically, this water is boiling”. She didn’t understand, so I smiled and walked away. Who knew I would leave a big A-hole only to be replaced by a small A-hole. I am ready to go, really ready to go. I ran away from yelling and screaming only to hear other people yell and scream, at least I am quiet and tranquil here. If I see them beat the kid with a wooden spoon, shoe or other house hold objects again I may just jump out my window…Okay dramatic again because my window is a door that leads to a garden but shoot. Who does that? And what is normal in family life? My mother never chased me around with a wooden kitchen spoon.  On the bright side medal is never involved. Who am I to say what normal is, I am not. I do not judge, I do not have the right. I am open to all life styles. But, damn I am ready to run…it’s time for me to do the scaddale out of this twilight zone. I need to pack up my jet pack and jump of this whack and wild planet. What the shit? Ohh yeah your welcome Italy for breaking a boiled egg.